Just some light humor as we start the long weekend. The only requirement is you say this out loud (either to yourself or to a friend with a good sense of humor) in a raspy voice somewhere between Lionel Barrymore and Ronald Reagan with your fingers tented maniacally in front of you just below your chin. Then, release the hounds!
Mr. Burns: So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect?
Mr. Burns: You know, light and fancy free! Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!
Smithers: Oh! Of course.
On a more serious note: Thank you to all those who have sacrificed so much for our country, in particular for protecting and advancing the principles and ideals we strive for and struggle with as a people.